cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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