Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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