Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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