If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love having hate sex.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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