so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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