I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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