you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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