Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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