You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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