So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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