Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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