butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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