i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize