Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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