Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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