Do you still have your period?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize