what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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