we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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