He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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