I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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