Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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