So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
he was CRYING into my vagina
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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