Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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