i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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