i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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