i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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