that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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