Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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