Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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