These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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