Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
