Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You took a bar mat shot.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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