I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
