In the future we'll all be gay
You surviving the open bar?
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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