the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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