I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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