Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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