you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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