Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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