2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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