Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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