With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I have aggressive nipples.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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