I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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