He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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