Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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