I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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