I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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