so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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