she was so not down for the gang bang
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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