My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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