the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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