ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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