found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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