so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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