How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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