Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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