YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
and you fell through a lawn chair
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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