For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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