I am puke
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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