I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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